October 30, 2003

The wonders of the world wide web never cease to amaze me

http://www.marryyourpet.com/
http://www.bradthegame.com/

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almost sweeps week

How come shows that are made up on other shows sound better than shows that are on?

Single female lawyer
fighting for her clients
wearing sexy skirts
and being self relient!

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October 27, 2003

Halloween safety

To insure safety of trick-or-treaters, keep a visible, un-hindered walkway to your doorstep.

Halloween safety

Make sure your costume does not restrict movement, or block sight.

October 23, 2003

-ZING!-

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October 21, 2003

Fate: A story by Jeremy

About 5 months ago, I was listening to KWOD, and heard this song I enjoyed, wrote the name of the song on a scrap of paper, but there was no mention of the band, but it was kind of soft and orchestral, like Oasis, or Coldplay,(usually not a style I'm fond of, but the message in the song was interesting). I lost the paper. My memory is a sieve, so I couldn't even remember the songs name. These are the hangnail of life, and this type of thing drives me crazy. I attempted to search for lyrics online, nothing. Last weekend Stasi went to the Chili Pepper's 20 year anniversary concert. The Flaming Lips opened for them, famous for the Don't Use Jelly song. When she came home, she asked me to download two songs from them that she heard from the concert, one she enjoyed, one she thought I would. Lo and behold,the one she enjoyed was the one I had been looking for the last few months. Sometimes it seems like me and Stasi get our wires crossed, and we transmit on the same frequency, that is one of the reasons I love her so.

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October 20, 2003

Caption Contest!

Just put your best caption foot forward under comments!

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October 17, 2003

As soon as Steve Bartman rounds the corner, POW, right in the kisser!

Reach for the ball, will ya?!
Despite heightend security, Vigilante actions still threatened Cub Fan's life

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October 15, 2003

Must escape crazed axe murderer.. huff...huf... must hide..hee

..see open oven...hee... will hide in there...huff

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Running a chance of alienating my Japanese audience

I have had several requests to move my links to the left. It hurts my eyes to see it that way since I had it the other way for so long. As much as I encourage comments on the layout of my website, sometimes it feels like you told me my baby's head is too big.

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October 14, 2003

Can you hear me now? Good!

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October 13, 2003

No. No way. Not on a dare. Not on a bet. Not with a friend. No.

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I didn't give this justice posting just the URL

Leisuretown is a series of comics made with bendable animal toys. Good , fun stuff. Please read one or two at least.

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Domination!

The robots do not stand a chance of winning if the monkeys control their arms!

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October 10, 2003

You do not understand the State I am in

I am making a Statement by Stating that every episode of The State can be viewed HERE. Yes, Stasi, even Froggy Jamboree.

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Putting a Flag sticker on your car...

...does not make you a patriot any more than rubbing butter on yourself makes you an English muffin.

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October 09, 2003

Hello, this is Troy Mc Clure

You might remember me from such instructional videos as "Dance Fun, Not Freaky" and "The Retarded Are People Too"

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October 08, 2003

Due to large flux of dog pictures, cats fight for equal time

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October 07, 2003

Election Watch

For the THE SIXTH DAY in a row Arnold Schwarzeneggar has been campaigning fiercely under the RED HEAT of California's summer sun, as he has gone from body-builder to actor to RUNNING MAN. He is not the first actor to do so, of course. Ronald Reagan won the governorship of California following a successful acting career. Whether Arnold will be the LAST ACTION HERO to pursue a political career remains to be seen.

Beginning last Thursday, public allegations have been made by several women likening Arnold to CONAN THE BARBARIAN in his conduct with them. The charges paint him as a sexual PREDATOR using COMMANDO-like tactics in his advances toward them. Arnold has responded by stating that he doesn't have TOTAL RECALL of the events since many took place fifteen or twenty years ago, but that he is getting a RAW DEAL at the hands of democratic opponents. Arnold's supporters have complained that there isn't time to prove which allegations are lies, which may be true, or which are TRUE LIES. Arnold did mumble something about being playful with TWINS many years his JUNIOR, but admitted that time has been like an ERASER where his memory is concerned.

As we have came to the END OF DAYS before the election, we will see if the allegations against him cause Arnold to fail in his attempt to be Gray Davis' TERMINATOR. It will remain to be seen if COLLATERAL DAMAGE has been done to his acting career. If so, perhaps fellow gubernatorial candidate, Gary Coleman, who has fallen back on jobs as a security guard, can offer Arnold tips on how to become a KINDERGARTEN COP at Beverly Hills Elementary School.

But the biggest question on the mind of California voters is, Will Arnold be the state's savior, or are its problems too big for even BATMAN AND ROBIN to solve?

Vote Early, Vote Often

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I am putting these pictures up for two reasons:

1) It is nearing Halloween, and these dogs are wearing costumes.



2) Cute puppy pictures make Stasi coo, and giddy as a school girl.

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October 06, 2003

Bush opens 1938 Olympic Games

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Last year my cousin had several large pumpkins from the back of his truck, maybe if he had an AttackPunkin2000 it would had thwarted the thieves:

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Thanks for saving me 10 Minutes of Cut-n-Paste, KittyKittyKitty

I followed a link off of chris's website (BTW he updated almost every page on his site) to POE News, and have been posting regularly. Looks like my brand of humor isn't everyones cup of tea. One of the regulars was nice enough to go through my postings, and collect some "good" quotes. Some of them loose their meaning out of context, some of them are funnier that way.

"But, why is it every time you guys see someone in the news cutting an abortion doctor in half with a shotgun, or destroying property dressed in a leotard, you guys go all 'Fight the power, brutha' and 'Damn the Man'"

"you know what, I thought that this was a forum to discuss POE news, not tryouts for Spellbound II: Conjegation Nation"

"...get a neoprene suit made, that outfit is an embarrassment to vigilante superheroes."

"When you do not pay for parking you are bad."

"Monkeys are funny."

"Nelly is too cool for school."

"$15 or not, Yes Virginia that is justice."

"I'd tap that fish's ass."

"my ideas may not be the same as yours, but that does not make me an idiot."

"...only, edgy teens shop at hot topic."

"The touch, the feel of cotton, it truly is the fabric of our lives."

"I was taught out of "history" books all through school"

" I say kudos to Nelly for taping in to the soft drink market."

"The 'post with quote' is supposed to make a thread easier to read, the way you guys are abusing it, carrying on useless trails of irrelevance, it's becoming unreadable."

"The problem with this idea is airplanes are too mobile."

"He's the troll that pulled me under this bridge."

"Most of David Spade's movies and TV apearances have beeen laugh riots. "

"What if your cat is already freaked out and twitchy?"

"Can you please keep away from Ideas about children's mouths, that can't be wholesome."

"These 'utes' do not look too utilitarian to me"

"In my days on this earth I HAVE NEVER been witness to such a display of unabashed repugnant alliteration."

"...she has Moxie, and you can't buy that on store shelves."

"I am A Doctor In Doctoring Doctorology."

"Mabee you should think of printing one out to beef up your Cleric's resume when LARPing, because from your posting, you are huge into TROLL hunting. "

"You think it is going to look as it did 20 years ago, now it is going to look like a dirty yellow dishrag with nipples."

"I felt like I was on the set of Dawson's creek."

"Whew.. I smelt that stinker from a mile away!"

"no, you, sir, went to Big Pussy High"

"If I had the money I'd buy your father a "Victim" T-Shirt, and you a baby bottle for crying about it."

"Historians have always stated that the bible is one of the most acurate historical document of all times"

"That guy was tough as nails on lawbreakers!"

"All of the topics are covered in the phamplett stupids."

"I was just cleaning my Kazzaa and it went off!!!"

"Bisides Nentendo has always prided itself on being a family gaming system, I seriously doubt they would go around grafitting churches."

"I get my daily allotment of fiber through my Fruit Loops "

"I don't have a grain of pity on reporters."

"The Old Testament, while still one of the best historically accurate document of that time, and action packed, was invalidated by the birth of one man. The eye for an eye hoo-ha is gone."

"Whoever took you guys off Ridalin should put you back on."

"You act like human life is sacred."

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October 03, 2003

Ahhh, Delicious TV Goodness!

You guys (and gals) should give this site a gander. It is full of smart funny reviews of the shows on TV, and the shows yet to come.

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Friendly Faces Everywhere!

I went here and created my own South Park Character, fun stuff!

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October 02, 2003

Need A little romance in your life?

Then crack open a book!

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Well, which one is it now?

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October 01, 2003

Welcome to Mustardworld

Unless you are blind, and listening to this website, or viewing it on a cell phone or other text based browser, you may have noticed some changes. If you look at the archives you can compare the differences. If you could, please offer comments and suggestions.

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