October 29, 2004
Which D. Snider would make a better halloween costume?
Wanna rock, One Day At A Time?
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October 22, 2004
Bus Bus, the magic bus!
I forgot about this
amazing video. It seems mundane at first, but turns zainy real quick. It was sent to me by Tian at www.fearthesun.com, enjoy.
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October 18, 2004
Annual Doggy Costume Parade
Hoochie Mama
Hot Dog!
Please tell me this isn't the Ku Klux Kennel.
Napoleon Bona-pug
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October 14, 2004
You just caught me mending my fences...
One of the things I do, here on the ranch.
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October 12, 2004
continuing a thought to it's logical end
VH1 has had "I love the seventies, eighties, and ninetys", what are they going to be loving seven years from now?
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~ZING~
Republican Dozens.
BY DAVID JASPER
"Your mother's SUV is so old, it takes four gallons to go around the mansion."
"Your mother is so easy, she'd give any Green Party candidate's war chest a heaping big donation, if you get my drift."
"Your father is so poor, he has to borrow from loan sharks, who, I remind you, are not members FDIC."
"Your sister is so skinny, she'd make a great sundial—if only she were strong enough to stand and I didn't already own a Rolex."
"Your brother is so sexually confused, he's thinking of going bipartisan."
"You flip-flop so much, I'd swear you were a pair of sandals."
"You're so unpatriotic, you once asked a question pertaining to the president."
"Your father tried to dodge the draft and ended up with a cold. And then he enlisted anyway, for the free health care."
"You're so dumb, you worried the leisure class would have a test."
"Your house is so small, it has just a two-car garage."
"Your mother's shoes are sensible—in the bad sense, like socialism."
"You're so stupid, you saw a doctor after being accused of conspicuous consumption."
"Your family is not truly blue-blooded, more an aquamarine color."
"You tried to get into an Ivy League school and got poison ivy instead."
"Your fraternity is so ghetto it's located not in a student ghetto, but a real one, with ethnics and everything."
"You're so stupid, you tried out for the NBA—and wound up with an MBA."
"Your mother is such a bleeding heart, she once signed a petition."
"Your country club is so cheap, it's outsourcing to India."
"Your lawyer chases dogs."
"Liberal."
"Frenchman."
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October 08, 2004
Fun fun political semantic arguments
Almost everyone watched the first presidential debate. You may have noticed that the canidates seemed a bit repettitive, or you may have got into an argument with someone that states their favorite of the two canidates said something, and someone else denied it was said. Well overstated set up a handy speech search engine. So now when someone says:
"Bush was bragging on his daddy's Libya thing like 1000 times!" You can say: "No, only like 7, and four of those were in the same sentance."
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if you like me at all...
...You will click on the picture below, you will place an order, and you will give me a bitrhday card on the fifteenth of next month with recipt that ths shirt is on it's way in an XL.
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October 04, 2004
Heads UP!
We may be changing ISP's soon, and that would mean that there may be a loss of webspace until an alternate solution is found. Send
Faggy an email with a list of addresses you want informed of the new url's for the sites, because I want to inconvenince readers as little as possible.
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