March 31, 2004

Quick, look, a cute puppy.

1) Made Milkshake. 2) No Boys in yard. Hypothesis: Must pay for lessons.

TFO starts June 26th with our fourth annual Zombie-Parade. Be there, or be a quadrahedron.

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March 29, 2004

I almost fell over....

Like one of those frickin' feinting goats when I saw This Nigerian Gang fight pictures. They are using attack heienas and baboons. Yowsers! See below.



Also...


This is how the frickin' feinting goats look when they fall over.

WARNING: If you laugh, it is your ticket straight to hell.

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March 26, 2004

the classy way to wear a 12 pack box on your head

Beer Hyphen Hats Dot Com

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March 24, 2004

These people should be ashamed for themselves...

...badmouthing the weaker sex like this.

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March 23, 2004

Both this and the link below brought to you by Double Flee A, A nice site I like to read.

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Who is Thorne Peters?

The world wants to know, or at least he shamelessly self promotes such. The audastic narcissism of this site will boggle the mind. I expect more modesty from my male porn stars.

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March 22, 2004

Yikes! A big sKary Monster!

If he would just calm down, he would realize it is forced
perspective and they are indeed THE SAME SIZE (Bum-bumBUM!)

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Heads up!

Spring break is comming up for those still in school, I would like to take advantage of this wonderful weather with a camping trip. Sound cool? Also this weekend me and Stasi are having a yard sale. Some of our beloved movies are up for sale, stop by Saturday and check it out.

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I couldn't make something this cool up.

Disney has an animated series called "Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force, Go!" in the works. The series will include the voice tallent of Corey Feldman, Mark Hammil, Wil Wheaton & Tom McKinney (the voice of Sponge Bob SquarePants). The series will be used to launch a new channel in September created by Fox & Disney, called Jetix.

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March 19, 2004

Nothing is going to break my stride....

...nothing's going to slow me down. Got to keep on moving!

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For Dave Buster

What you counterparts are up to.

A google search for names returned these interesting facts:

1. Doug Waters: Graduate, Painter.

2. One of the characters in the story is Anastasia,Chaney's young mother.(The writer also writes Dark-Wing Duck Fanfic!)

3. Mike Edgington is busy teaching Robots to speak right.

4. Is there something in the sea that calls Ken Harlan to it?

5. Tim Kaul has two sides,the loud and intense rock drummer and mild mannered Elk Farmer.

6. Jeff Waters should RAWK OUT with Tim, being a heavy metal guru himself. INTO THE NI-I-IGHT!

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Watchdog, Harrumph!

"Getting a dog as an offensive or defensive weapon is a lot like having a loaded handgun in the nightstand," said Dr. Randall Lockwood, an animal behavior expert. Usually a child, a family member, or a neighbor is the one who gets harmed. In his studies of more than 300 fatal dog attacks over the past 25 years, he says just one was a burglar.

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March 18, 2004

There are two knds of crazy on free websites:

Girl Crazy AND Boy Crazy Both crazy scary, both scary crazy.

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I'm Sensitive to Pieces of You

Many people are familiar with the dental uniqueness of pop/folk artist 'Jewel'. They may think it comes from bad Alaskan breeding. This is not the case. The star had perfectly straight teeth until an incident stemming from her popularity after the release of her debut album, Pieces of You. She came up with a unique protection from predatory fanatics has dental implants that leave a unique brand if she were to bite them in self defense. The drawback of course is that her mouth looks like a Chicklet graveyard.


Henry Sinkle, a paparazzi shows wounds inflicted by
Jewel bite with his digital wand camera.

March 17, 2004

Somethig awful indeed!

March 15, 2004

Yo yo yo, I'm Flossin'!

Please set aside all your previous misgivings of cross-stitchers and their involvement with the internet. Looks like they are pretty active. This newsgroup Is a frenzy of activity, some would say it is even out of control. What I am trying to say is it is a very long THREAD.

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March 11, 2004

I'll kill you all, bushes!!!

If you have been reading this since the beginning, you know I hate bushes. Last week I ripped out a few, and it was hard work and left me sore! It was woth it though. I can not explain how satisfing it is when I finaly rip it from the hole. Below is prolly how Stasi will visit my grave after she realizes how fun it is for me to kill these damn pigmy trees.

March 08, 2004

My new plight.

I've noticed recently that the homeless of Sacramento are sullen and down trodden. The reason as I surmise is they are dressed in shoddy hand-me-downs. This doesn't put smiles on faces. I have a solution. Cafepress cuts me a check for every $25 above regular cost for items I sell. I, playing the concerned citizen, will in return, purchase with every check cut for me by cafepress.com, a funny shirt or hat from cafepress, and give it to a random vagrant downtown. My goal: I want our good city to have the most sarcastically robed homeless of all. If and when this happens, I will document it by posting a picture and small biography of the new owner of the garment. That is where I need your help. Let your friends know about this, or purchase an item yourself. I am keeping the mark-up on each item to a minimum, so I only get about a dollar per item.

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Bush Campaign Wants no competition when running shady ads

"These ads are against us, and that just make them doody heads that smell poopy."
Dubbya

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March 05, 2004

Working on a logo!

I can't wait to purchase my domain name. Click on the pic for Zorky Dorkyness. >Someone stop me!

March 04, 2004

When was the last time you got an email from a celebrity, losers?

From: Wil Wheaton
Sent: Wednesday, March 03, 2004 5:51 PM
To: jlecompte
Subject: Re:


Hey Jeremy,

Sadly, those guys screwed me over real good, and I would rather eat
broken glass then work with Jim Downs again. :(

It sure was fun while it lasted, though.

Wil
On Wednesday, March 3, 2004, at 05:31 PM, jlecompte wrote:

> I miss the days of you talking trash on Arena on G4. The guys now are
> weens. Hopefully you left on good terms. Any chance of a guest appearance?
>
> Jeremy
>
>
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WIL WHEATON DOT NET
May Peace Prevail On Earth
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March 03, 2004

WWBD?

WTF bones? WWDC says a couple of things on recent politics.

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March 01, 2004

Eye candy!

Litrealy!

Boy I miss pixeltime, a website that would have contests about creating pixel pictures. These people probably would take all the prizes home and gloat. They are very good pixel artists. They have a book full of the art which can be found at your more dicernable bookstores. If you like pixel art, or would like to try your hand at selling art on shirts, there is pixeltees. They have asimular setup to cafepress.com.

pretty fly for a white guy

This is neat, a noncompetitive flash where you just try interacting with some things. I found it at this site which rates a couple of flash game that can be found for free on the intarnet. Have the fun.

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