December 30, 2003
Heh heh heh. Keep that captain on his toes monkey!
December 26, 2003
Biography of Saddam
Wow, this guy lived a life!
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Hey Hipsters:
For New Years do you plan to act the flask on some hooch? Do you plan to become a hip hound, hit the giggle water till you are shellacked, jiggered, pie-eyed, oiled, canned, ossified, crocked, jammed, barreled, half-cut, juiced, three-sheets-to-the-wind, stewed to the hat, tanked and soaked with a bar rag? Well swing on down to my pad and we can cut a rug , bust each others chops hamming it up, you know, have a time of it!
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December 22, 2003
Frickin Fonts!
Control these two as they fight! Who Loses?
Comic Sans every time.
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December 19, 2003
Can hate induce love?
Or at least heavy like? One man's plight against all he hates one number at a time, please visit his site and laugh at his dislike of others.
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Squarepants? Not a chance.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
December 18, 2003
One week away people!
DOMINICK THE DONKEY (THE ITALIAN CHRISTMAS DONKEY)
(Allen / Merrell / Saltzberg)
Lou Monte - 1967
Hey! Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
It's Dominick the donkey.
Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
The Italian Christmas donkey.
(la la la-la la-la la la la la)
(la la la-la la-la la-ee-oh-da)
Santa's got a little friend,
His name is Dominick.
The cutest little donkey,
You never see him kick.
When Santa visits his paisons,
With Dominick he'll be.
Because the reindeer cannot,
Climb the hills of Italy.
Hey! Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
It's Dominick the donkey.
Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
The Italian Christmas donkey.
(la la la-la la-la la la la la)
(la la la-la la-la la-ee-oh-da)
Jingle bells around his feet,
And presents on the sled.
Hey! Look at the mayor's derby,
On top of Dominick's head.
A pair of shoes for Louie,
And a dress for Josephine.
The labels on the inside says,
They're made in Brooklyn.
Hey! Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
It's Dominick the donkey.
Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
The Italian Christmas donkey.
(la la la-la la-la la la la la)
(la la la-la la-la la-ee-oh-da)
Children sing, and clap their hands,
And Dominick starts to dance.
They talk Italian to him,
And he even understands.
Cumpare sing,
Cumpare su,
And dance 'sta tarantel.
When jusamagora comes to town,
And brings du ciuccianello.
Hey! Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
It's Dominick the donkey.
Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
The Italian Christmas donkey.
(la la la-la la-la la la la la)
(la la la-la la-la la-ee-oh-da)
Hey! Dominick! Buon Natale!
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
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Thanks, Peter Jackson for killing a genre
Fantasy movies have a pretty blotched past. Name 3 good fantasy movies before this trilogy. 'Willow'? 'Legend'? 'Neverending Story' perhaps? The only definite is 'The Princess Bride'. Now imagine being in a Star Search about to belt out your rendition of "Greatest Love of All", and they announce Guest Stars Maraiah Carey and Whitney Houston are going to perform "Greatest Love of All" before you. It would suck, huh? Along comes ole Peter, and makes the most epic fantasy movie of all time, who's going to even try after this? Nice knowing you elves, ogres and dwarves.
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December 16, 2003
People say they like to see pictures on my website
Whelp, I'll be the last to argue with folks, here ya go. Hrm, I just remembered I have about 5 years of flattering party pictures to post.
Sesame Street reference to follow
Bush called the capture of Saddam was a victory for the war on terrorism. I will agree that Saddam was a tyrant, and that this could be viewed as a victory for the war on tyranny. Maybe he just spoke before the end of the word got to the "Ta...Ta".
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Support the cause that cares
We gain a larger feeling of community during the holiday season, and a greater sense of giving and kindness. I thought I would bring to light a
charitable cause that I can believe in. Help those that can not help themselves, the endagered species.
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December 02, 2003
Why why why why!?!?!
Who thought that bringing 'When Harry Met Sally' to stage was a good idea? Who thought this was good casting?
Are they trying any more? The remakes, please, stop. Come-on Dawg, Come Original! This is defiantly a show to bring your tissues to, not because it will touch you emotionally, but to morn the death of culture.
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December 01, 2003
Caption Contest follow-up
So, The website that was hosting the pic for the original Caption Contest took the picture off, so, I did a search and put up a different pic, what is creepy is 90 % of the entries still fit,
look for yourself.
If you want, put some new ones.
