December 26, 2003

Hey Hipsters:

For New Years do you plan to act the flask on some hooch? Do you plan to become a hip hound, hit the giggle water till you are shellacked, jiggered, pie-eyed, oiled, canned, ossified, crocked, jammed, barreled, half-cut, juiced, three-sheets-to-the-wind, stewed to the hat, tanked and soaked with a bar rag? Well swing on down to my pad and we can cut a rug , bust each others chops hamming it up, you know, have a time of it!