<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310</id><updated>2011-07-08T04:11:45.212-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Monkeys Will Win!</title><subtitle type='html'>Thoughts, and Links that are Very Nice!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>254</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-7963204111554002926</id><published>2009-11-20T08:47:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-20T08:47:55.992-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Whelp....</title><summary type='text'>7 years at my current job ends today.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/7963204111554002926/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=7963204111554002926&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/7963204111554002926'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/7963204111554002926'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2009/11/whelp.html' title='Whelp....'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-4111627542315591525</id><published>2008-03-05T18:04:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-03-05T18:04:34.614-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/4111627542315591525/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=4111627542315591525&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/4111627542315591525'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/4111627542315591525'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2008/03/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-1734069818297362705</id><published>2008-01-10T08:47:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-10T08:50:39.715-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Some of these puns Fizzle, some of them Pop</title><summary type='text'>barry: Thanks for the Coca Cola....jeremy: no prob pop, had to drive to Shasta for itbarry: Soda best you could dew was that?jeremy: De-Sprite my challenges, I will Barks out a few more. barry: I have a lot of Pep see, so mine just Bubble Up.jeremy: Wow, the Jolt of being Crushed by better puns, I better keep a Tab on youbarry: It's my Dads influence.  Been doing it since I was Nehi to him.  If </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/1734069818297362705/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=1734069818297362705&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/1734069818297362705'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/1734069818297362705'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2008/01/some-of-these-puns-fizzle-some-of-them.html' title='Some of these puns Fizzle, some of them Pop'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-653347680959181343</id><published>2007-10-29T14:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-29T14:26:33.925-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Pun ative Damages</title><summary type='text'>I couldn’t get all my legal papers to fit in my attaché so I had a leather tailor pleat my case.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/653347680959181343/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=653347680959181343&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/653347680959181343'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/653347680959181343'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2007/10/pun-ative-damages.html' title='Pun ative Damages'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-8252120509774425263</id><published>2007-10-08T15:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-11-13T16:52:53.622-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Where have I been?</title><summary type='text'>Well, all of my spare time that I usually spend filling this site with goofy pics and text, I have been spending putting silly pictures and text in a t-shirt contest elsewhere. I haven't won yet(or even gotten close), but I have had fun so far. If you are not familiar with www.woot.com already, they have a special sales schema. They sell electronics at a lower price than you can get elsewhere, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/8252120509774425263/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=8252120509774425263&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/8252120509774425263'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/8252120509774425263'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2007/10/where-have-i-been.html' title='Where have I been?'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-183836766751274074</id><published>2007-09-24T17:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-24T18:00:47.233-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Bacon is a loose cannon, snake has a week until retirement.</title><summary type='text'>I have always been a sucker for buddy cop humor.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/183836766751274074/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=183836766751274074&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/183836766751274074'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/183836766751274074'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2007/09/i-have-always-been-sucker-for-buddy-cop.html' title='Bacon is a loose cannon, snake has a week until retirement.'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_u_qRW8SkVcc/RvhcWjSeEVI/AAAAAAAAACQ/3M3_CieFttQ/s72-c/buddy+cop.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-2125637835580156325</id><published>2007-06-11T12:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-11T14:00:20.231-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Unfashionable Male</title><summary type='text'>I should start this out by saying I have never been a trend setter. Clinton and Stacy do not use me as a yard stick of "What to wear". I am just making an obvious observation. There seems to be an outfit that seems universal in IT and sales. White athletic shoes, with socks pulled up, polos, cargo shorts or khakis, you know the biz-cas fare that's to be expected. But it is how they all wear the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/2125637835580156325/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=2125637835580156325&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/2125637835580156325'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/2125637835580156325'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2007/06/unfashionable-male.html' title='The Unfashionable Male'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_u_qRW8SkVcc/Rm2qa6TZw5I/AAAAAAAAABo/z8y_nHgBsNI/s72-c/nerd.PNG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-3207160468030162016</id><published>2007-06-08T10:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-08T13:40:09.576-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Gunna git wicked!</title><summary type='text'>It is a well recognised fact that 82.5% of all statistics posted on blogs are made up on the spot. Also widely known is that 95% of people who have computers at work will from time to time look for little doo-dads and wigimithingers that waste a little bit of time. And that is where Wicked small games comes in. they have more than a few minutes to waste at work to rate and sort these flash based </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/3207160468030162016/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=3207160468030162016&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/3207160468030162016'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/3207160468030162016'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2007/06/gunna-git-wicked.html' title='Gunna git wicked!'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_u_qRW8SkVcc/RmmcwqTZw2I/AAAAAAAAABQ/oAeWXZSt0wI/s72-c/BLACKDEATHphoto.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-8521815399149804272</id><published>2007-06-06T15:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-07T13:12:44.334-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Rise From the grave!</title><summary type='text'>Has it realy been a year since this was up and running?! Yowsers. Well, I will see what I can do about that! Prepare yourselves for some new random crap such as pictures, videos and ramblings that are very nice indeed. Or at least slightly nice. Well... unless they are mean spirited, then the "nice" would relate to the quality of the picture, rant, or video, and not the nature of the video, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/8521815399149804272/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=8521815399149804272&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/8521815399149804272'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/8521815399149804272'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2007/06/rise-from-grave.html' title='Rise From the grave!'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_u_qRW8SkVcc/Rmc74qTZwtI/AAAAAAAAAAM/zHTqxaMhB3A/s72-c/ab-rise.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-114842572239400352</id><published>2006-05-23T16:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-06T17:02:34.192-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/114842572239400352/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=114842572239400352&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/114842572239400352'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/114842572239400352'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2006/05/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-114298654008796237</id><published>2006-03-21T16:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-21T16:15:40.153-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Attention TV Aholics!</title><summary type='text'>Two new things have came to my attention. If you like old cancelled shows, AOL has a free sevice for viewing your favorites such as 'The Adventures of Brisco County Jr' and 'Babalon 5' fairly comercial free."But I don't like old shows, and don't mind paying a small service fee to watch newer shows commercial free at my own conveniece" said one nay-sayer. I-Tunes offers that service that puts it </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/114298654008796237/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=114298654008796237&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/114298654008796237'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/114298654008796237'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2006/03/attention-tv-aholics.html' title='Attention TV Aholics!'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-114176688506246294</id><published>2006-03-07T13:27:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-03-22T10:47:32.196-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Mightier than the sword, my friend</title><summary type='text'> </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/114176688506246294/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=114176688506246294&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/114176688506246294'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/114176688506246294'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2006/03/mightier-than-sword-my-friend.html' title='Mightier than the sword, my friend'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-113943626178399348</id><published>2006-02-08T14:03:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-10T09:53:34.603-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Madonna Hangup Video</title><summary type='text'> </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/113943626178399348/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=113943626178399348&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/113943626178399348'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/113943626178399348'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2006/02/madonna-hangup-video.html' title='Madonna Hangup Video'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-113831204771136588</id><published>2006-01-26T13:45:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-06-06T18:07:27.204-07:00</updated><title type='text'>All Your Smurf Are Belong to Surf</title><summary type='text'>http://www.devilducky.com/media/2251/</summary><link 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-113537841943343762</id><published>2005-12-23T14:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-24T13:02:25.416-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Let the revoloution begin!</title><summary type='text'>Kraft is GIVING AWAY these usb dancedance pads for the price of shipping &amp; handleing ($9.99) so you can play free games off their site.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/113537841943343762/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=113537841943343762&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/113537841943343762'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/113537841943343762'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2005/12/let-revoloution-begin.html' title='Let the revoloution begin!'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-113269959221586937</id><published>2005-11-22T14:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-16T13:07:40.310-08:00</updated><title type='text'>White Ninja Comics</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/113269959221586937/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=113269959221586937&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/113269959221586937'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/113269959221586937'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2005/11/white-ninja-comics.html' title='&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/index.shtml&quot;&gt;White Ninja Comics&lt;/a&gt;'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-113209073682140368</id><published>2005-11-15T13:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-06-07T08:37:03.186-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Upgrade in progress</title><summary type='text'>The previous comment service is now unavailable, so I am going with Blogger's internal service which I still need to tweek some.In the meantime, why is this picture so erotic?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/113209073682140368/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=113209073682140368&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/113209073682140368'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_u_qRW8SkVcc/Rmgo5aTZw0I/AAAAAAAAABA/2bcRd57sULc/s72-c/mechanostryder.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-112974266454276960</id><published>2005-10-19T10:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-10-19T10:24:24.550-07:00</updated><title type='text'>What are these people trying to do to me?!</title><summary type='text'>A Massively Multiplayer Roleplaying Pirate game? Where will I find the time to eat and go to work? </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/112974266454276960/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=112974266454276960&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/112974266454276960'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/112974266454276960'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2005/10/what-are-these-people-trying-to-do-to.html' title='What are these people trying to do to me?!'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-111879622290521406</id><published>2005-06-14T17:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-11-15T13:48:10.776-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/111879622290521406/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=111879622290521406&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/111879622290521406'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/111879622290521406'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2005/06/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-111877125936056381</id><published>2005-06-14T10:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-06-14T10:47:39.366-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Liquid: hang mangjjay: heyLiquid: i ment hey, not hangLiquid: i'm not sure what that meansjjay: you want to play hang mang?Liquid: yesLiquid: _ _ _Liquid: ____|    |||--------jjay: heh, i tried same thingjjay: a s s Liquid: but i beat youLiquid: you winLiquid: that is hilariousjjay: realy? that was the word?Liquid: of coursejjay: awsomejjay: hang mang winner!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/111877125936056381/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=111877125936056381&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/111877125936056381'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/111877125936056381'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2005/06/liquid-hang-mang-jjay-hey-liquid-i.html' title=''/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-111714495698313468</id><published>2005-05-26T14:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-26T15:03:49.130-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>You would have to be high on space dust if you think this is not the most outragous and amazing news story of the year.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/111714495698313468/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=111714495698313468&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/111714495698313468'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/111714495698313468'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2005/05/you-would-have-to-be-high-on-space.html' title=''/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-111050844602760110</id><published>2005-03-10T18:31:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-10T18:34:06.030-08:00</updated><title type='text'>XXX-Treeme Hijinks!</title><summary type='text'>Kid monkeys, this monkey is a trained hijinks expert performing hijinks stunts at his own risk. Do not attempt to re-create.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/111050844602760110/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=111050844602760110&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/111050844602760110'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/111050844602760110'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2005/03/xxx-treeme-hijinks.html' title='XXX-Treeme Hijinks!'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-111040561942455608</id><published>2005-03-09T13:54:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-09T14:00:52.373-08:00</updated><title type='text'>T-Shirt gold</title><summary type='text'>Glarkware get out of my head! A Pro-Pirate and an anti-robot shirt in the same month!!! The only thing that would make it cooler is if they had a pro-monkey shirt as well... wait... THEY DO!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/111040561942455608/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=111040561942455608&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/111040561942455608'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/111040561942455608'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2005/03/t-shirt-gold.html' title='T-Shirt gold'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-111040485240608259</id><published>2005-03-09T13:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-09T13:47:32.406-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I usually don't do personal requests....</title><summary type='text'>...but for you, Dave I will make an exception.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/111040485240608259/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=111040485240608259&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/111040485240608259'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/111040485240608259'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2005/03/i-usually-dont-do-personal-requests.html' title='I usually don&apos;t do personal requests....'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-110745579919881492</id><published>2005-02-03T10:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-03T10:38:04.080-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Bling Week continues...</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/110745579919881492/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=110745579919881492&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/110745579919881492'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/110745579919881492'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2005/02/bling-week-continues.html' title='Bling Week continues...'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-110745543170946699</id><published>2005-02-03T10:24:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-03T10:33:55.653-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/110745543170946699/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=110745543170946699&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/110745543170946699'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/110745543170946699'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2005/02/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-110635558898534845</id><published>2005-01-21T16:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-03T10:35:17.190-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Just a reminder: The internet is still a scary place.</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/110635558898534845/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=110635558898534845&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/110635558898534845'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/110635558898534845'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2005/01/just-reminder-internet-is-still-scary.html' title='Just a reminder: The internet is still a scary place.'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-110003519549853243</id><published>2004-11-09T13:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-11-09T13:37:29.776-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Now I know there is no relation, but...</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/110003519549853243/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=110003519549853243&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/110003519549853243'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/110003519549853243'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/11/now-i-know-there-is-no-relation-but.html' title='Now I know there is no relation, but...'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-109908376847659589</id><published>2004-10-29T14:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-29T14:05:03.476-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Which D. Snider would make a better halloween costume?</title><summary type='text'>Wanna rock, One Day At A Time?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/109908376847659589/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=109908376847659589&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109908376847659589'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109908376847659589'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/10/which-d-snider-would-make-better.html' title='Which D. Snider would make a better halloween costume?'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-109848144918046943</id><published>2004-10-22T14:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-29T12:07:35.833-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Bus Bus, the magic bus!</title><summary type='text'>I forgot about this amazing video. It seems mundane at first, but turns zainy real quick. It was sent to me by Tian at www.fearthesun.com, enjoy.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/109848144918046943/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=109848144918046943&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109848144918046943'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109848144918046943'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/10/bus-bus-magic-bus.html' title='Bus Bus, the magic bus!'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-109812371108746481</id><published>2004-10-18T11:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-20T14:10:45.796-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Annual Doggy Costume Parade</title><summary type='text'>Hoochie MamaHot Dog!Please tell me this isn't the Ku Klux Kennel.Napoleon Bona-pug</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/109812371108746481/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=109812371108746481&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109812371108746481'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109812371108746481'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/10/annual-doggy-costume-parade.html' title='Annual Doggy Costume Parade'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-109777511200864065</id><published>2004-10-14T10:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-26T09:54:17.716-07:00</updated><title type='text'>You just caught me mending my fences...</title><summary type='text'>One of the things I do, here on the ranch.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/109777511200864065/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=109777511200864065&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109777511200864065'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109777511200864065'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/10/you-just-caught-me-mending-my-fences.html' title='You just caught me mending my fences...'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-109761527617779552</id><published>2004-10-12T14:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-12T14:07:56.176-07:00</updated><title type='text'>continuing a thought to it's logical end</title><summary type='text'>VH1 has had "I love the seventies, eighties, and ninetys", what are they going to be loving seven years from now?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/109761527617779552/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=109761527617779552&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109761527617779552'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109761527617779552'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/10/continuing-thought-to-its-logical-end.html' title='continuing a thought to it&apos;s logical end'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-109761184801296167</id><published>2004-10-12T13:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-12T13:10:48.020-07:00</updated><title type='text'>~ZING~</title><summary type='text'>Republican Dozens. BY DAVID JASPER"Your mother's SUV is so old, it takes four gallons to go around the mansion.""Your mother is so easy, she'd give any Green Party candidate's war chest a heaping big donation, if you get my drift.""Your father is so poor, he has to borrow from loan sharks, who, I remind you, are not members FDIC.""Your sister is so skinny, she'd make a great sundial—if </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/109761184801296167/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=109761184801296167&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109761184801296167'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109761184801296167'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/10/zing.html' title='~ZING~'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-109726800625648062</id><published>2004-10-08T13:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-08T13:40:06.256-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fun fun political semantic arguments</title><summary type='text'>Almost everyone watched the first presidential debate. You may have noticed that the canidates seemed a bit repettitive, or you may have got into an argument with someone that states their favorite of the two canidates said something, and someone else denied it was said. Well overstated set up a handy speech search engine. So now when someone says: "Bush was bragging on his daddy's Libya thing </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/109726800625648062/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=109726800625648062&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109726800625648062'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109726800625648062'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/10/fun-fun-political-semantic-arguments.html' title='Fun fun political semantic arguments'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-109726162736527450</id><published>2004-10-08T11:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-29T12:06:33.936-07:00</updated><title type='text'>if you like me at all...</title><summary type='text'>...You will click on the picture below, you will place an order, and you will give me a bitrhday card on the fifteenth of next month with recipt that ths shirt is on it's way in an XL.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/109726162736527450/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=109726162736527450&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109726162736527450'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109726162736527450'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/10/if-you-like-me-at-all.html' title='if you like me at all...'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-109691319329828885</id><published>2004-10-04T10:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-04T11:06:33.296-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Heads UP!</title><summary type='text'>We may be changing ISP's soon, and that would mean that there may be a loss of webspace until an alternate solution is found. Send Faggy an email with a list of  addresses you want informed of the new url's for the sites, because I want to inconvenince readers as little as possible.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/109691319329828885/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=109691319329828885&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109691319329828885'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109691319329828885'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/10/heads-up.html' title='Heads UP!'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-109648089473730159</id><published>2004-09-29T10:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-11-09T13:41:09.263-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Good ole ploy marketing to children</title><summary type='text'>I loved while I was growing up how they would create cartoons just to sell toys. My favorite was Jace and The Wheeled Warriors. Even as a child I had difficulty believing the plausibility of an organically grown vehicle. The mechanics just bugged me.  How would a plant be able to grow rotating tank treads? Were those parts alive as well? Because on the cartoon the felt pain in their appendages. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/109648089473730159/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=109648089473730159&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109648089473730159'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109648089473730159'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/09/good-ole-ploy-marketing-to-children.html' title='Good ole ploy marketing to children'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-109639619392029675</id><published>2004-09-28T11:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-11-09T13:41:51.273-08:00</updated><title type='text'>T-Shirt Ninja!!</title><summary type='text'>Also, Titan at FearTheSun(link on left)shown me more ninja like t-shirtaction, click on pic to be ASTOUNDED, (or slightly amused).</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/109639619392029675/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=109639619392029675&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109639619392029675'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109639619392029675'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/09/t-shirt-ninja.html' title='T-Shirt Ninja!!'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-109595431390451684</id><published>2004-09-23T08:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-28T11:54:41.140-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fifteen Greatest Cowbell Songs of All Time (as listed in SPIN)</title><summary type='text'>1. "Mississippi Queen," Mountain2. "Funk #49," The James Gang3. "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" Blue Oyster Cult 4. "Photograph," Def Leppard5. "House of Jealous Lovers," the Rapture6. "Honky Tonk Women," the Rolling Stones7. "Saturday Night," Schooly D8. "Electioneering," Radiohead9. "Silence Kit," Pavement10. "Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey," theBeatles11. "Hey </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/109595431390451684/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=109595431390451684&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109595431390451684'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109595431390451684'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/09/fifteen-greatest-cowbell-songs-of-all.html' title='Fifteen Greatest Cowbell Songs of All Time (as listed in SPIN)'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-109537975099203735</id><published>2004-09-16T17:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-11-09T13:43:12.456-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Click on it... If you DARE!!!</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/109537975099203735/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=109537975099203735&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109537975099203735'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109537975099203735'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/09/click-on-it-if-you-dare.html' title='Click on it... If you DARE!!!'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-109536882305563301</id><published>2004-09-16T14:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-11-09T13:44:42.030-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Me timbers shivered...Check!</title><summary type='text'>Man blown down.... CHECK!Ye mateys avasted....CKECK,CHECK,CHECK!Dead men telling no tales...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/109536882305563301/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=109536882305563301&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109536882305563301'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109536882305563301'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/09/me-timbers-shiveredcheck.html' title='Me timbers shivered...Check!'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-109485348149674153</id><published>2004-09-10T14:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-11-16T09:17:28.573-08:00</updated><title type='text'>That robot will never win!</title><summary type='text'>It cannot even touch it's wimpy hands together.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/109485348149674153/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=109485348149674153&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109485348149674153'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109485348149674153'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/09/that-robot-will-never-win.html' title='That robot will never win!'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-109406993317844063</id><published>2004-09-01T13:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-01T14:07:48.460-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"Sometimes people who seek pleasure are dishonest with themselves because they won't admit to themselves where they find pleasure. They think you only find pleasure in places where you are supposed to, like parties, sex and drugs. Sometimes if they're honest with themselves they can get pleasure from a walk in the country or from anything but they think it's too bourgeois. If you're going to be a</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/109406993317844063/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=109406993317844063&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109406993317844063'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109406993317844063'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/09/sometimes-people-who-seek-pleasure-are.html' title=''/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-109397747225095536</id><published>2004-08-31T11:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-11-16T09:15:46.530-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"Naturally, the common people don't want war, but after all, it is the leaders of a country who determine the policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. This is easy. All you have to do is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/109397747225095536/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=109397747225095536&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109397747225095536'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109397747225095536'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/08/naturally-common-people-dont-want-war.html' title=''/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-109363597449176622</id><published>2004-08-27T12:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-11-16T09:14:08.576-08:00</updated><title type='text'>what kind of museum is this?!!</title><summary type='text'>Mabee that is why they went extinct.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/109363597449176622/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=109363597449176622&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109363597449176622'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109363597449176622'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/08/what-kind-of-museum-is-this.html' title='what kind of museum is this?!!'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-109286237607453115</id><published>2004-08-18T13:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-11-16T09:11:07.916-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Yay, 1 year and still running... with scisors!</title><summary type='text'>I just looked at my archives and realized that it has been a year of putting up things on my blog! So to celebrate, I decided re-live my website childhood by changing it for a few days the best I remember it.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/109286237607453115/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=109286237607453115&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109286237607453115'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109286237607453115'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/08/yay-1-year-and-still-running-with.html' title='Yay, 1 year and still running... with scisors!'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-109232310462424353</id><published>2004-08-12T08:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-11-16T09:08:40.656-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My batman picture is better!</title><summary type='text'>He doesn't have a hole in his suit.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/109232310462424353/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=109232310462424353&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109232310462424353'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109232310462424353'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/08/my-batman-picture-is-better.html' title='My batman picture is better!'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-109215654922373611</id><published>2004-08-10T09:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-10T09:49:09.223-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Historical monkeys.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/109215654922373611/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=109215654922373611&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109215654922373611'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109215654922373611'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/08/historical-monkeys.html' title=''/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-109096609839125104</id><published>2004-07-27T14:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-11-16T09:01:43.916-08:00</updated><title type='text'>How cute!</title><summary type='text'> This happy girl found a puppy just as walleyed as her!(O.K., Almost as walleyed as her.) </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/109096609839125104/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=109096609839125104&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109096609839125104'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109096609839125104'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/07/how-cute.html' title='How cute!'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-109059958248629738</id><published>2004-07-23T09:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-11-16T09:03:56.096-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/109059958248629738/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=109059958248629738&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109059958248629738'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109059958248629738'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/07/blog-post_23.html' title=''/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-109044263833248290</id><published>2004-07-21T13:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-07-21T13:47:52.500-07:00</updated><title type='text'>And runner up for best sentence that made it on the AP....</title><summary type='text'>"A methanphetamine addicted prostitute robbed Scott Petersons mail for Asian gang members for drug money." </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/109044263833248290/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=109044263833248290&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109044263833248290'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/109044263833248290'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/07/and-runner-up-for-best-sentence-that.html' title='And runner up for best sentence that made it on the AP....'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-108975913911229963</id><published>2004-07-13T15:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-07-13T15:52:19.113-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Mr. Golberg smiles from his grave.</title><summary type='text'>The film took 606 takes. Very important that you understand: There are no computer graphics or digital tricks in the film. Everything you see really happened in real time exactly as you see it.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/108975913911229963/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=108975913911229963&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108975913911229963'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108975913911229963'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/07/mr-golberg-smiles-from-his-grave.html' title='Mr. Golberg smiles from his grave.'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-108931861560290824</id><published>2004-07-08T13:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-07-08T13:30:15.603-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Enjoy Reading? Sure, we all do!</title><summary type='text'>I am not familliar with this Timothy McSweeney character, but after reading several of these short storys, fake letters, or other unrelated to each other thingys, I am going to continue to read and suggest you do the same. But whatever you do, do not eat the stew,(...it's not good).</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/108931861560290824/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=108931861560290824&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108931861560290824'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108931861560290824'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/07/enjoy-reading-sure-we-all-do.html' title='Enjoy Reading? Sure, we all do!'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-108888951124522738</id><published>2004-07-03T14:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-07-03T14:19:03.493-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Even though my wife rarely reads this...</title><summary type='text'>I still wouldn't put out an expose'on our personal tussles. Saying that, the guy at Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About dot com has, and they make for some funny reads.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/108888951124522738/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=108888951124522738&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108888951124522738'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108888951124522738'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/07/even-though-my-wife-rarely-reads-this.html' title='Even though my wife rarely reads this...'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-108880327152334376</id><published>2004-07-02T14:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-11-16T09:02:25.923-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Saddam or Sybok?  You decide...</title><summary type='text'>"Let me share your pain."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/108880327152334376/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=108880327152334376&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108880327152334376'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108880327152334376'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/07/saddam-or-sybok-you-decide.html' title='Saddam or Sybok?  You decide...'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-108872624324322407</id><published>2004-07-01T16:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-11-16T09:03:01.190-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/108872624324322407/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=108872624324322407&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108872624324322407'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108872624324322407'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/07/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-108852965725643513</id><published>2004-06-29T10:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-11-16T08:55:53.496-08:00</updated><title type='text'>where the heck is the INTERROBANG key?!</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/108852965725643513/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=108852965725643513&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108852965725643513'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108852965725643513'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/06/where-heck-is-interrobang-key.html' title='where the heck is the INTERROBANG key?!'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-108828461634529657</id><published>2004-06-26T14:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-11-09T12:29:57.346-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Good ole random images</title><summary type='text'>This internet citizen has written code that pulls the last 30 posted images from livejournal. Though the photos are not always work safe, there is almost always a gem in each batch. Here are some nice ones.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/108828461634529657/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=108828461634529657&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108828461634529657'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108828461634529657'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/06/good-ole-random-images.html' title='Good ole random images'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-108810420549287997</id><published>2004-06-24T12:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-24T12:10:05.493-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Punishment.</title><summary type='text'>Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger." Did you hear that NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit? They called it the herd shot 'round the world. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/108810420549287997/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=108810420549287997&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108810420549287997'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108810420549287997'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/06/punishment.html' title='Punishment.'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-108810351560014380</id><published>2004-06-24T11:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-11-16T08:54:41.406-08:00</updated><title type='text'>We can build em' faster.. stronger.. BETTER!</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/108810351560014380/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=108810351560014380&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108810351560014380'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108810351560014380'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/06/we-can-build-em-faster-stronger-better.html' title='We can build em&apos; faster.. stronger.. BETTER!'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-108748413600270850</id><published>2004-06-17T07:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-17T07:55:36.003-07:00</updated><title type='text'>These are a few of my favorite things.</title><summary type='text'>I decided to stop being selfish and share some of the blogcetera I visit on a regular basis. Please visit my linkies on the left hand side.These people work hard on their blogs, and truly do diserve some readership. Coming soon... adding a new homie as my friend Devin has started his own blog.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/108748413600270850/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=108748413600270850&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108748413600270850'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108748413600270850'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/06/these-are-few-of-my-favorite-things.html' title='These are a few of my favorite things.'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-108698508312285572</id><published>2004-06-11T13:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-11T13:18:55.180-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Gorillas:2 Superheros: 0</title><summary type='text'>Now everyone knows that Robin is batman's houseboy, but look at him playing the "Penelope"-damsel-in-distress role here. Is flash trying to power-walk his way out of danger?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/108698508312285572/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=108698508312285572&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108698508312285572'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108698508312285572'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/06/gorillas2-superheros-0.html' title='Gorillas:2 Superheros: 0'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-108673327667026607</id><published>2004-06-08T15:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-08T15:23:45.576-07:00</updated><title type='text'>My cat doesn't like me dancing.</title><summary type='text'>What good is a web log without useless tidbits of info on the Blog owner. The other day I found out it upsets my cat terribly when I dance. She first gives me this irritated look, putting her ears down, then she leaves the room. She will peek back in periodically to see if I am done. If I am not, she gives me this disgusted look and sulks away. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/108673327667026607/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=108673327667026607&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108673327667026607'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108673327667026607'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/06/my-cat-doesnt-like-me-dancing.html' title='My cat doesn&apos;t like me dancing.'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-108639004659534950</id><published>2004-06-04T15:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-11-16T08:59:36.836-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Unfortunately, sometimes there is punishment for unpopular ideas, even if there is truth to them.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/108639004659534950/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=108639004659534950&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108639004659534950'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108639004659534950'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/06/unfortunately-sometimes-there-is.html' title=''/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-108638977399974085</id><published>2004-06-04T15:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-11-16T08:58:39.673-08:00</updated><title type='text'>some people will do anything for the crunchy goodness...</title><summary type='text'>...Of Planter's Peanuts.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/108638977399974085/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=108638977399974085&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108638977399974085'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108638977399974085'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/06/some-people-will-do-anything-for.html' title='some people will do anything for the crunchy goodness...'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-108619568356320858</id><published>2004-06-02T09:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-02T10:01:23.563-07:00</updated><title type='text'>You 'Otter' check this out!</title><summary type='text'>Do you need a up to the minute fix of cute sea mammals doing cute human things with their front paws? Or perhaps you need to see the wonder of back lying buoyancy. The Monterey Bay Aquarium trys to meet your needs with a 12 hour live otter webcam every day. They turn it off at 7 because that is when the perform their Severe Otter Cattleprod "Training", and their squeals of pain nauseate squeamish</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/108619568356320858/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=108619568356320858&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108619568356320858'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108619568356320858'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/06/you-otter-check-this-out.html' title='You &apos;Otter&apos; check this out!'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-108619011356771436</id><published>2004-06-02T08:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-02T08:28:33.566-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Hey, hows it going....</title><summary type='text'>Is the frist thing I say to you... How's it going, you flowing? So, long time no posty, please take a moment to veiw the wonderful art of Freddy, with a 'Y' by clicking on the egg.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/108619011356771436/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=108619011356771436&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108619011356771436'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108619011356771436'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/06/hey-hows-it-going.html' title='Hey, hows it going....'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-108618956170905619</id><published>2004-06-02T08:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-02T08:20:22.126-07:00</updated><title type='text'>It came to him in a dream</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/108618956170905619/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=108618956170905619&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108618956170905619'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108618956170905619'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/06/it-came-to-him-in-dream.html' title='It came to him in a dream'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-108360846106356799</id><published>2004-05-03T11:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-05-03T11:23:59.420-07:00</updated><title type='text'>He had a report due on space...</title><summary type='text'>...And a place in commercial infamy. Poor Britannica guy.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/108360846106356799/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=108360846106356799&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108360846106356799'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108360846106356799'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/05/he-had-report-due-on-space.html' title='He had a report due on space...'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-10833713267320285</id><published>2004-04-30T17:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-11-16T08:09:12.393-08:00</updated><title type='text'>He' just trying to mull it over.</title><summary type='text'>click on the above picture to se whay he is worried moving to Alabama was a bad idea.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/10833713267320285'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/10833713267320285'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/04/he-just-trying-to-mull-it-over.html' title='He&apos; just trying to mull it over.'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-108308979644098448</id><published>2004-04-27T11:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-11-16T08:25:35.206-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I found this picture on the web.</title><summary type='text'>They apear to be some form of Iraq-nid. What a tale must be spun about these. Cook them up and have them for desert. Make sand witches. Tell your friend you ate legs.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108308979644098448'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108308979644098448'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/04/i-found-this-picture-on-web.html' title='I found this picture on the web.'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-108243570348363087</id><published>2004-04-19T21:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-11-16T08:16:40.803-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108243570348363087'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108243570348363087'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/04/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-108239753474545151</id><published>2004-04-19T10:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-04-19T11:01:51.170-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Locke on, Lockestar!</title><summary type='text'>As you prolly know my best man at my wedding plays the rock drums for rockandroll bands. He is no longer with the Shadrack band. He is with a punk rock band from Hollywood called LOCKESTAR!!! I do believe this is a picture with him beating the skins for his new-found friends. Peep this , yo, they are going on a tour, and will be in Roseville the weekend in the middle of June. It would be great if</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/108239753474545151/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=108239753474545151&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108239753474545151'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108239753474545151'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/04/locke-on-lockestar.html' title='Locke on, Lockestar!'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-108144254063111483</id><published>2004-04-08T09:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-04-19T11:06:43.043-07:00</updated><title type='text'>shhh, it is a secret.</title><summary type='text'>I recently had a coworker show me this website that uses their super sense of taste to break down famous brands into delicious easy to follow recipes. Industrial cooking espionage. 400d xz04rs 1337.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/108144254063111483/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=108144254063111483&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108144254063111483'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108144254063111483'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/04/shhh-it-is-secret.html' title='shhh, it is a secret.'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-108144181327316724</id><published>2004-04-08T09:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-04-08T09:32:58.186-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Father, It has been eight days since my last update.</title><summary type='text'>I blame Kingdom of Loathing partially. I usually blog during business hours, and it has been slammin' at work, and the 10 minutes a day I have free, I was using on this very well put together free massively multiplayer online roleplaying game. Fun stuff, give it a try. Side-note: The spell check suggestion for slammin' was salmon, which would have changed the context a bit, so I left it.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/108144181327316724/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=108144181327316724&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108144181327316724'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108144181327316724'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/04/father-it-has-been-eight-days-since-my.html' title='Father, It has been eight days since my last update.'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-108078288445075593</id><published>2004-03-31T17:28:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-16T07:44:49.623-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Quick, look, a cute puppy.</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108078288445075593'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108078288445075593'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/03/quick-look-cute-puppy.html' title='Quick, look, a cute puppy.'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-108077737414184242</id><published>2004-03-31T15:56:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-03-31T19:21:00.123-08:00</updated><title type='text'>1) Made Milkshake. 2) No Boys in yard. Hypothesis: Must pay for lessons.</title><summary type='text'>TFO starts June 26th with our fourth annual Zombie-Parade. Be there, or be a quadrahedron.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/108077737414184242/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=108077737414184242&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108077737414184242'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108077737414184242'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/03/1-made-milkshake-2-no-boys-in-yard.html' title='1) Made Milkshake. 2) No Boys in yard. Hypothesis: Must pay for lessons.'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-108060077287488488</id><published>2004-03-29T14:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-16T07:46:23.490-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I almost fell over....</title><summary type='text'>Like one of those frickin' feinting goats when I saw This Nigerian Gang fight pictures. They are using attack heienas and baboons. Yowsers! See below.Also...This is how the frickin' feinting goats look when they fall over.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108060077287488488'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108060077287488488'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/03/i-almost-fell-over.html' title='I almost fell over....'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-108058411529647086</id><published>2004-03-29T10:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-03-29T14:59:03.796-08:00</updated><title type='text'>WARNING: If you laugh, it is your ticket straight to hell.</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/108058411529647086/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=108058411529647086&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108058411529647086'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108058411529647086'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/03/warning-if-you-laugh-it-is-your-ticket.html' title='WARNING: If you laugh, it is your ticket straight to hell.'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-108032034956471666</id><published>2004-03-26T08:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-03-26T09:01:41.043-08:00</updated><title type='text'>the classy way to wear a 12 pack box on your head</title><summary type='text'>Beer Hyphen Hats Dot Com</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/108032034956471666/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=108032034956471666&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108032034956471666'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108032034956471666'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/03/classy-way-to-wear-12-pack-box-on-your.html' title='the classy way to wear a 12 pack box on your head'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-108015301264608903</id><published>2004-03-24T10:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-03-24T10:32:42.590-08:00</updated><title type='text'>These people should be ashamed for themselves...</title><summary type='text'>...badmouthing the weaker sex like this.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/108015301264608903/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=108015301264608903&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108015301264608903'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108015301264608903'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/03/these-people-should-be-ashamed-for.html' title='These people should be ashamed for themselves...'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-108008597271503060</id><published>2004-03-23T15:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-03-23T15:55:21.576-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Both this and the link below brought to you by Double Flee A, A nice site I like to read.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/108008597271503060/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=108008597271503060&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108008597271503060'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108008597271503060'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/03/both-this-and-link-below-brought-to.html' title=''/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-108007091756930488</id><published>2004-03-23T11:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-03-23T15:56:24.810-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Who is Thorne Peters?</title><summary type='text'>The world wants to know, or at least he shamelessly self promotes such. The audastic narcissism of this site will boggle the mind. I expect more modesty from my male porn stars.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/108007091756930488/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=108007091756930488&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108007091756930488'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108007091756930488'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/03/who-is-thorne-peters.html' title='Who is Thorne Peters?'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-108000549542875099</id><published>2004-03-22T17:31:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-03-22T17:36:33.436-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Yikes! A big sKary Monster!</title><summary type='text'>If he would just calm down, he would realize it is forcedperspective and they are indeed THE SAME SIZE (Bum-bumBUM!)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/108000549542875099/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=108000549542875099&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108000549542875099'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/108000549542875099'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/03/yikes-big-skary-monster.html' title='Yikes! A big sKary Monster!'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-107999192577926344</id><published>2004-03-22T13:45:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-03-22T13:47:53.653-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Heads up!</title><summary type='text'>Spring break is comming up for those still in school, I would like to take advantage of this wonderful weather with a camping trip. Sound cool? Also this weekend me and Stasi are having a yard sale. Some of our beloved movies are up for sale, stop by Saturday and check it out.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/107999192577926344/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=107999192577926344&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/107999192577926344'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/107999192577926344'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/03/heads-up.html' title='Heads up!'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-107997963839405137</id><published>2004-03-22T10:20:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-03-22T13:44:41.860-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I couldn't make something this cool up.</title><summary type='text'>Disney has an animated series called "Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force, Go!" in the works. The series will include the voice tallent  of Corey Feldman,  Mark Hammil, Wil Wheaton &amp; Tom McKinney (the voice of Sponge Bob SquarePants). The series will be used to launch a new channel in September created by Fox &amp; Disney, called Jetix.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/107997963839405137/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=107997963839405137&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/107997963839405137'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/107997963839405137'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/03/i-couldnt-make-something-this-cool-up.html' title='I couldn&apos;t make something this cool up.'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-107974286814679947</id><published>2004-03-19T16:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-03-19T16:37:09.700-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Nothing is going to break my stride....</title><summary type='text'>...nothing's going to slow me down. Got to keep on moving!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/107974286814679947/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=107974286814679947&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/107974286814679947'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/107974286814679947'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/03/nothing-is-going-to-break-my-stride.html' title='Nothing is going to break my stride....'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-107974269198441589</id><published>2004-03-19T16:31:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-16T07:47:12.543-08:00</updated><title type='text'>For Dave Buster</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/107974269198441589'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/107974269198441589'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/03/for-dave-buster.html' title='For Dave Buster'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-107972359887071860</id><published>2004-03-19T11:13:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-03-19T12:04:03.280-08:00</updated><title type='text'>What you counterparts are up to.</title><summary type='text'>A google search for names returned these interesting facts:1. Doug Waters: Graduate, Painter.2. One of the characters in the story is Anastasia,Chaney's young mother.(The writer also writes Dark-Wing Duck Fanfic!)3. Mike Edgington is busy teaching Robots to speak right.4. Is there something in the sea that calls Ken Harlan to it?5. Tim Kaul has two sides,the loud and intense rock </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/107972359887071860/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=107972359887071860&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/107972359887071860'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/107972359887071860'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/03/what-you-counterparts-are-up-to.html' title='What you counterparts are up to.'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-107971271574324495</id><published>2004-03-19T08:11:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-03-19T08:14:24.950-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Watchdog, Harrumph!</title><summary type='text'>"Getting a dog as an offensive or defensive weapon is a lot like having a loaded handgun in the nightstand," said Dr. Randall Lockwood, an animal behavior expert. Usually a child, a family member, or a neighbor is the one who gets harmed. In his studies of more than 300 fatal dog attacks over the past 25 years, he says just one was a burglar. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/107971271574324495/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=107971271574324495&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/107971271574324495'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/107971271574324495'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/03/watchdog-harrumph.html' title='Watchdog, Harrumph!'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-107966087657701063</id><published>2004-03-18T17:47:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-03-18T17:50:20.793-08:00</updated><title type='text'>There are two knds of crazy on free websites:</title><summary type='text'>Girl Crazy AND Boy Crazy Both crazy scary, both scary crazy.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/107966087657701063/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=107966087657701063&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/107966087657701063'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/107966087657701063'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/03/there-are-two-knds-of-crazy-on-free.html' title='There are two knds of crazy on free websites:'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-107965126212395459</id><published>2004-03-18T15:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-16T07:49:46.590-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm Sensitive to Pieces of You</title><summary type='text'>Many people are familiar with the dental uniqueness of pop/folk artist 'Jewel'. They may think it comes from bad Alaskan breeding. This is not the case. The star had perfectly straight teeth until an incident stemming from her popularity after the release of her debut album, Pieces of You.  She came up with a unique protection from predatory fanatics has dental implants that leave a unique brand </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/107965126212395459'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/107965126212395459'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/03/im-sensitive-to-pieces-of-you.html' title='&lt;strong&gt;I&apos;m Sensitive&lt;/strong&gt; to &lt;strong&gt;Pieces of You&lt;/strong&gt;'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-107956752231967092</id><published>2004-03-17T15:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-16T07:50:43.826-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Somethig awful indeed!</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/107956752231967092'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/107956752231967092'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/03/somethig-awful-indeed.html' title='Somethig awful indeed!'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-107938346126127704</id><published>2004-03-15T12:44:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-03-15T12:47:39.653-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Yo yo yo, I'm Flossin'!</title><summary type='text'>Please set aside all your previous misgivings of cross-stitchers and their involvement with the internet. Looks like they are pretty active. This newsgroup Is a frenzy of activity, some would say it is even out of control. What I am trying to say is it is a very long THREAD.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/107938346126127704/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=107938346126127704&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/107938346126127704'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/107938346126127704'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/03/yo-yo-yo-im-flossin.html' title='Yo yo yo, I&apos;m Flossin&apos;!'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-107905157798416928</id><published>2004-03-11T16:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-16T07:51:54.783-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I'll kill you all, bushes!!!</title><summary type='text'>If you have been reading this since the beginning, you know I hate bushes. Last week I ripped out a few, and it was hard work and left me sore! It was woth it though. I can not explain how satisfing it is when I finaly rip it from the hole. Below is prolly how Stasi will visit my grave after she realizes how fun it is for me to kill these damn pigmy trees.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/107905157798416928'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/107905157798416928'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/03/ill-kill-you-all-bushes.html' title='I&apos;ll kill you all, bushes!!!'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-107878126342282961</id><published>2004-03-08T13:27:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-03-08T13:29:57.653-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My new plight.</title><summary type='text'>I've noticed recently that the homeless of Sacramento are sullen and down trodden. The reason as I surmise is they are dressed in shoddy hand-me-downs. This doesn't put smiles on faces. I have a solution. Cafepress cuts me a check for every $25 above regular cost for items I sell. I, playing the concerned citizen, will in return, purchase with every check cut for me by cafepress.com, a funny </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/107878126342282961/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=107878126342282961&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/107878126342282961'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/107878126342282961'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/03/my-new-plight.html' title='My new plight.'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-107877656410550409</id><published>2004-03-08T12:09:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-03-08T12:11:38.466-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Bush Campaign Wants no competition when running shady ads</title><summary type='text'>"These ads are against us, and that just make them doody heads that smell poopy."Dubbya</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/feeds/107877656410550409/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5566310&amp;postID=107877656410550409&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/107877656410550409'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/107877656410550409'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/03/bush-campaign-wants-no-competition.html' title='Bush Campaign Wants no competition when running shady ads'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5566310.post-107853325118162511</id><published>2004-03-05T16:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-16T07:54:07.696-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Working on a logo!</title><summary type='text'>I can't wait to purchase my domain name. Click on the pic for Zorky Dorkyness. &gt;Someone stop me!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/107853325118162511'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5566310/posts/default/107853325118162511'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://monkeyswillwin.blogspot.com/2004/03/working-on-logo.html' title='Working on a logo!'/><author><name>Jeremy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13407329154103553494</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry></feed>
