January 19, 2004

A letter from the management

It has been a half a year since I started this site, and I give myself mixed reviews. When I first started this weblog, I wrenched my hands in anticipation as I pictured writing paragraph long doggone funny quips and obsevations, expected strangers and friends alike to wait with baited breath for me to make them spill milk from their nostrils, and make the porcelain sad clown face when there were no updates. Needless to say, my funny has been consistent as oatmeal microwaved with milk 2 minutes on high, and not stirred. Like oatmeal, weblogs are better with a lump of brown sugar, so I break up this rant with this honey:


Looks like she was shot through the heart and your'e to blame

So, other than being a little bit taller and a bawler, I also wish that my site make someone smile every once and a while. I will try my darnest to deliver. This next year should be blog eventful, as I will be purchasing a domain name, web space, maybe adding a place to purchase funny t shirts and having a little help from my friends. If you enjoy visiting this site, maybe you know someone else that would too, pass on the URL.