August 05, 2003

Cons

1. Space Herpes
2. Men kept scantily clad in cages by giant monkeys
3. Humans still have to push buttons to keep computers doing our work, with bosses riding us like ponies
4. Sassy robots require cogs, or sprockets leading to slave labor by leading competitors
5. Sports are just as rigged and ran by power mongers as now
6. "We don't need another Hero"
7. We have to rely on Keanu Reeves to be our savior... "Uh ...like... Station!"
8. Chrome skeletons will step on our laser blasted skulls

Well, looks like there are more cons than pros, so you Morloks get back to work or no Eloi for you.